"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"
dip n’ dots will make my panties drop
This was how you did it in 1995, guys.
i struggled with ms paint for 3 notes
these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
you people don’t understand how fucking powerful these things were, you were supposed to pull gently and it’d fly just fine but if you pull it like a chainsaw or a lawnmower they will behave as such. t h e y a r e d e a d l y.
These fucks are so aerodynamic. I remember yanking on these fucking things with my tiny child noodle arms and smashing them into the ceiling.
Fact 1: Those wings are functional, lightweight, and durable, designed in a rotary fan-like array. Great for reaching very high speeds almost instantly, and shooting straight as an arrow.
Fact 2: Those little shits are WAY sturdier than they look. This heft is really evident when they fall on your idiot-child face, or when you get copter-smacked by a dickbag sibling.
I can easily imagine them weaponized.
Bonus Fact 3: THEY’RE FABULOUS go on ebay i highly recommend this product
I ABSOLUTELY SMASHED MY DICKHEAD BIG BROTHER IN THE FACE WITH ONE OF THESE AND GOT INTO HEAPS OF TROUBLE
It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!
I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’
#this is making me want to cry #like do you ever see this kind of shit and realize how much beauty is in the world #and how much of it you’re missing #and you just wish so much you could travel the world and live day by day experiencing new things
Caw caw motherfucker
“this butt… is the best butt.”